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Christopher Howard Wolf
United States

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Favourite genre of music: The weird kind
Favourite photographer: Myself
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MP3 player of choice: This guy who drops by and sings from behind my desk.
Shell of choice: Oyster
Wallpaper of choice: Self-adhesive
Skin of choice: My own
Favourite cartoon character: Myself
Personal Quote: Wait, what?

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Visigoth101 Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I can't find many of your stories anywhere on the internet anymore...did something happen?
The Creepypasta Wiki removed all my stuff essentially as a result of me keeping ownership of my work. They had my permission, but didn't want to host it anyway. You can find all but maybe two of my stories here:
Hello ! I've just finished the "Headless Hangman " picture . How can I send it to you ?
You could post it and link me! :) That or maybe a private message? I don't know if DA lets you PM images, but it'd be a good idea if they did. lol
Okay ,well it's done ! Here's the link…
Hope you'll like it ! :)
That's hossum! Glad it came into existence. :) Do you mind if I post it on the site? I have to get back into writing more there.
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Hi, Slimebeast, just realizing you got a dA account, I wanted to tell you that I loved I HATE YOU, really cool creepypasta.
I wish comments had "Like" buttons! Thanks!
LanceOliverFreidom Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Are you the one they call "Slimebeast"?
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